In reply to There's got to be a typeface that looks like this:
That roman looks a good deal like Garamond Premiere Pro, which I already have. (The italic is neat, though.) I'm looking for something with even greater stroke contrast... something close to Didot in stroke design, really.
Oh, and preferably (let's make this even more difficult!), I need something that works at text sizes. Billtroop's comment here (about a third of the way down) names the few Didot recreations that are based on text designs, not display designs. All of them have that stupid lowercase f.